Liner Notes

Lyrics by Kris McDaniel and Carrie Jenkins

Ben Bradley: bass guitar
Carrie Jenkins: vocals
Kris McDaniel: vocals, electric guitar, synthesizers, edrums
Hille Paakkunainen: vocals

Art by Paul Prescott

Lyrics

When they come for you
There’ll be no safe place in
Fake Barn Country to run to
An epistemic agent on the lam
Riding a painted mule to
The four corners of this land

Undermining overriding
Unreliably done it all
Now the good informants
Are coming to call
A barn façade is no place to hide
They always had justification on their side

Well, you started small
Placing correctly timed stopped clocks
All over the walls
But you soon became an
Epistemic offense repeater
Guilty of seventeen counts of spreading undefeated defeaters

Overriding undermining
Unreliably done it all
But now the good informants
Are coming to call
A barn façade is no place to hide
They always had justification on their side

Here comes the Epistemic Vice Squad!
Here comes the Epistemic Vice Squad!

But you couldn’t live without
The opportunities to spread
These skeptical doubts
Now the context’s standards are
Harder to satisfy
Cause you got a backpack full of Gettier cases that have been weaponized